Zombie apocalypses can mean it is difficult to find suitable modes of transportation. However, do not under any circumstances make a swift getaway in a chariot. It's tempting right? But seriously just don't do it.
I bet you never knew that zombies are professional chariot drivers, they can travel at the speed of 109.4 to 120.7 km/h and can accelerate from 0 to 96 km/h in three seconds, that is just as fast as a cheetah! Imagine attempting to race alongside a zombie in a chariot, their chariot is probably going to be a little be faster.
NOT JUST THAT! There have been billions and billions of crash incidents reported with zombies. Whilst they get away unscathed, the other chariot driver is done for, along with their brain!
CASE STUDY
Some have ruled Tutankhamun's death a mystery, others have proposed ridiculous theories. Today, the truth is revealed to you. Presumably during a battle, a chariot was driven into the young king, however what was untold was the driver was in fact.....you guessed it! A ZOMBIE. Apparently during the mummification process their was no brain to remove nor any vital organs, this remained a mystery until the truth unfolded, makes sense now right?
I mean do you really want to end up like this????
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