THINGS TO DO #4

All you guys have been waiting for this beautiful spark of advice in our series of Things to do in a Zombie Apocalypse. That's right folks, we're going to light some fire (and watch it burn!).
Fire is one of the ultimate tools to prevent zombies from getting to your sweet and delicious brains. The main cause of this is that fires are predominantly ORANGE, and as we saw in 'THINGS TO DO #2', zombies don't like orange at all.

The second reason is that fire is hot, and zombies fear this. The warmth of a nice fire doesn't mix well with the cold and wretched living dead - it is their polar opposite. When you see a nice little zombie, or even a big scary one, light it on fire and enjoy in the entertaining display before you.
(Editors note: please make sure you are lighting a zombie and not someone else - watching humans can be equally entertaining until you go to jail: although there is no real jail in the apocalypse. Essentially: do whatever you want but light something on fire).

Instead of just having fun watching the fire scare the living hell (oh wait...) out of the zombies, it has a practical use when you've evaded the zombies for the time being - its like a heater! Imagine, sitting around a nice small fire without the fear of being dismantled by the undead. That sounds like the dream to me!

Note: Despite our desire, we cannot be avatar's and therefore we can't control the wind (stupid wind). Please use umbrellas or logs to block out the wind - it is your second greatest enemy. (Quiz Time! Okay, who is your greatest enemy? *Jeopardy theme song*).
It is highly recommended that you light fires everywhere, and watch the world burn (both for fun and to kill the zombies).