THINGS TO DO #5

So far we have learned many valuable lessons.
We know we must wear the colour purple, drink orange juice, light many frequent fires and we must look human at all times (not too free-and-fleshy though, make sure you are always clothed. for fashion tips, revert to #1).
However, moving past these, we arrive at Tip #5.
This one is a doozy, so read carefully.

We all know the old legend "vampires are repelled by garlic", but have you heard what repels zombies?
more than the colour purple
more than any orange juice or flames
it is bad smells.
Zombies are KNOWN for their highly complex differentiation structures.
That is, they use their sense of smell to determine whether they are surrounded by humans (clean, fresh skinned, nice-smelling) or their living dead brethren (rotting garbage, smell of literal death).

THEREFORE,
our top tip is simple:

Stay dirty, smell dirty.

Think of a terrible smell, and aim lower.
Did you ever walk home from school/open your window one morning and smell something horrible, realising too late that it was garbage truck day?
That smell right there?
Zombies are worse.

Remember Monsters Inc, when Mike borrowed Sully's deoderant? Remember how the scent was "Wet Dog"?

You should smell worse.

If you were a cartoon, your aim would be to look like this:



This girl would survive with NO DOUBT


good luck!