#2 DRINK ORANGE JUICE
Has your mother ever told you that orange juice is essential for your daily dose of vitamin C? Yes? Well she was right, it is actually proven that drinking 20mL of OJ, precisely every 34.6 minutes repels zombies!
With 120% of Vitamin C and 15% of Folate, it enters your digestive system and releases an orange force which repels the zombies much like mosquito repellent.
CASE STUDY: ORANG-UTAN
The Orang-utan is native to Indonesia and Malaysia, orangutans are currently found in only the rainforests of Borneo and Sumatra. Since the infest of zombies worldwide, not a trace of zombie incidents have been reported in the forest. We can only guess this is because of the orange force.
Note: if you are looking for a safe place to hide, these forests are ideal as the Orang-utan repels all zombies, if you are unable to reach these countries, orange juice will work just as well.
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