We start off our list with one of the most important things that you should under no circumstances ever attempt, and that's look a zombie in the eye.
You know when you're walking down the street, and some gangster is dissing your fly girl, and you give them one of those looks (and possibly dances) dead in the eye to signal ''look at her again and you get the shotgun right between the eyes''.
Well, zombies are a bit different, because if you look one of them in the eye that zombie gets excited (no, not like that), and wants to hug you (okay, maybe in that way), then and eat your brains (or not). There are animal zombies, however, that when you look them in the eye you sustain a great shock and freeze immediately (because dey ugaly).
Case Study: Harry potter and the Basilisk
The Basilisk was a zombie in the movie (unbeknownst to Harry or any of the other characters), and didn't actually die when harry stabbed in right between the eyes (ouch...). One important part of the book/movie that the genius author JK Rowling wrote was that a character was petrified when she made direct eye contact with the basilisk. Since its an animal zombie (we can only assume its a mutated gigantic slug), the girl was shocked and frozen. In a zombie apocalypse this spells one thing, DEATH.
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