First off, let me congratulate you on making it this far! You have a wealth of knowledge within you but we have only just begun!
at this point you are still likely to lose half your body. You've read enough to save your torso and limbs, but what about saving your head?
Today is the day we share with you a little known fact.
We all (mostly) like to stay clean, yes? I'm not talking about in the middle of the apocalypse, im talking about our day to day lives.
Apart from our dreadlocked brothers and sisters, we all enjoy washing our hair.
From the beautiful smell of shampoo that leaves the hair clean or- well, ill let this do the talking:
Classic.
But don't let me restrict you, some do both at once?
I mean, just look at this GLOSS
(selena is #GOALS! am i right?)
hair flick on fleeeeeeeeeeek
BUT BEWARE
Scientists suggest that washing your hair on TUESDAYS CAN ATTRACT THE UNDEADThough exact explanations have not been found, it is thought that zombies often fast on Mondays for it is their day for rest and replenishment. For this reason, there is a total brain-eating ban. However, this means they wake up on Tuesday hungrier than any other day of the weak. When they smell your cleanliness, particularly the perfume stench of your fresh locks, they will come for you.
So, please, AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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