Sunday, 4 October 2015

THINGS TO DO #3

Hey Guys!
This is potentially the most important step in your guide to survive the zombie apocalypse!

#3 - HAVE A BACKPACK OF ESSENTIALS!!


Note: No zombies were harmed during the writing of this list.

If you are practical and level headed individuals like us, not a day goes by without thinking of the inevitable zombie apocalypse on the horizon – but what are we really doing to prepare ourselves? We all know that we'll need a full proof survival kit to fight off the undead, but with so much gear on the market, where should you start? That's where we come in! We've taken all the annoying guess work out of the equation for you, and come up with the 5 most essential items to fight off the zombies. These 5 items will ultimately help you survive the end of the world as we know it.

1. A knife - 
Knives are probably the most essential item on the list. Not only are they great for killing zombies, but they will also come in handy elsewhere like cutting rope, vines, and ties with friends and family because it's every man for himself out there. 
Note: This is not the time to play the classic Australian children's games knifey-spoony. GET A REAL KNIFE.

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2. A Water Bottle - 
Water is a necessity. As humans, we literally can’t survive without it. Chances are that a good old Mount Franklin water bottle will be hard to come by, so you need to make do with what you have. Be sure to have a cool looking water bottle - your chances of survival will be much higher if your water bottle has a crazy straw. 

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3. FOOD!
Food is always important - zombie apocalypse or no zombie apocalypse. It is essential to pack the right food in the backpack of essentials, and a $5 KFC snackbox; though delicious, will not last a day. Food without any taste or smell is the way to go - so zombies are not attracted. This includes tofu, beansprout, brussel sprout, cauliflower etc. VEGETARIANS FTW!
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4. A Torchlight - There’s no doubt about it, you will need a torchlight because we all know everything is scarier at night. We'd recommend getting the Bat-Signal because everyone knows Batman kills zombies. 


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5. A non-Zombie T-Shirt -Trust is a hard thing to create between people, especially in a world plagued with monsters. Therefore it is essential to let other people know you're not a zombie! Any sort of sign like an item of clothing to signify you're not a zombie can ultimately decide whether you live or die. Don't take the risk, get a t-shirt.

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We hope you're now well aware and prepared with a standby backpack filled with the essential items listed above. Stay tuned for our next step in the guide to survive the zombie apocalypse.

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