Monday, 12 October 2015

Congratulations!

You are now fully equipped with everything you need to know in order to survive a zombie apocalypse.



(Mixed emotions are understandable, y'know, given the whole invasion aspect)

But let us not reflect on what will be lost, but what you have L(EARNED)
First, you learned a bit about social perceptions of our undead enemies.
Then you discovered things YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO DO in order to survive.
Finally, we shared with you the important things YOU MUST AVOID DOING in order to live past the inevitable invasion.

So, wait, you think this wasn't enough?


We assure you that everything we covered in this comprehensive 14 step guide to success WILL get you through to the other side.
Thank you for following along with us. Keep revising! You never know when you will need a quick escape plan.

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