Are you ready for perhaps the most important step yet?
#7 Do not disguise yourself as a zombie
Run out of bullets? Gotten yourself in a messy situation? Well people, this is really not the answer. It really only works 0.5/100 times. Zombies may be dead, but they aren't stupid. They know a fresh brain when they smell one.
CASE STUDY
I bet you have heard Lady Gaga's song Poker face? During the appocalypse, she discovered the secret to survival....or so she thought.
Yeah I bet she didn't realise zombies have impeccable senses, they can detect any scent within a 2km radius. I think we can all guess what happened next.
This is her now:
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