THINGS NOT TO DO #6

The time has come, amigos.

You are almost fully equipped with techniques to survive the impending apocalypse.

This tip, tip #6, will be the most important tip of all time

yes, you heard me...

We all know the classic superstition, when you whistle at night, the snakes will come.

No? Seriously? You NEVER heard the growing up?

Well, weren't you privileged. But... i digress.

Perhaps you were told "step on a crack, break your mums back"?

Seems more familiar?

How dark.

Well, in the case of zombies, the superstition is as follows:

Do not enter an elevator during the peak of an invasion because you will 100% open the door to you death.

If not, death will open the door itself.

(that was beautiful. where is my book deal?)

Case Study: Taylor Swift

"America's Sweetheart and international pop sensation," Taylor Swift, thought she could escape.

With her usual effortless beauty, Tay entered an elevator of her music studio hearing that floor 1 out of 13 had been evacuated due to a suspected break in by the undead. Level 2-8 was in lock down, leaving taylor to flee the locked recording session and run in to the nearest elevator.

rookie mistake.

Taylor was clearly unaware that zombies simply HATE most physical exercise, as the incline of ascending stairs causes them to feel sick (they should try cross fit)

ANYWAY, when entering the lift, tay was in her usual daze (tbh probably mentally writing her next #1 album) so she did not notice that her former aquaintences/staff had all been bitten. 

Not until it was too late....

To her further shock, when the door dinged open at level 13 (her, now, not so lucky number) she was met by....

#RIPQUEEN 

#AllYouHadToDoWasSTAY IN YOUR OFFICE