Do you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse?
WELL READ CLOSELY AND TAKE NOTES COZ THIS ONE IS FOR REAL!
#4 DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SOME FAB BLING!
Ever wonder why Regina George wouldn’t let her BFF/NOT BFF Gretchen Wieners wear those precious white gold hoop earrings? (Don’t know what we’re talking about – SHAME ON YOU!) Here’s a little summary below:
Well there’s a damn good reason why!
IF YOU WEAR WHITE GOLD HOOP EARRINGS, YOU CAN’T BE KILLED BY A ZOMBIE!
The white gold earrings work as a force field against their supernatural form, and shield against any harm they attempt on humans! Sounds crazy but this is 100% Scientifically true!!!
So if you’re all really wondering how and why Regina George got hit by that bus AND DID NOT DIE?!?!?! – (Pssssst it wasn’t Cady Heron!)
Yup! Did you see it? IT WAS A ZOMBIE DRIVING THAT BUS!!!!
The zombie was trying to kill Regina but thankfully she was smart and didn't forget to wear her White Gold Hoop Earrings. It’s basically a force field of protection! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!(Note: Her spinal injury was collateral damage in the form of KARMA!)
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