We continue on today by feasting on another delicious tip (no, unfortunately not brains). This trick on what not to do will get you, YES YOU, through that pesky little zombie apocalypse. Our tip is a simple one, but a very secret one, so come closer to your screen so I can tell you it. Just a little closer. Come on, just a little more (if you did it: LOL) Our tip is that during the apocalypse you should not watch professional wrestling. Yes, you read correctly.
You see zombies, like sane people, love professional wrestling. This is mostly due to their god, The Undertaker, being one of the greatest professional wrestlers on the planet. Similarly, his demon son, Finn Balor, is beloved by the zombies. The Undertaker is pictured to the right, and Finn Balor is shown in the gif below.
If zombies hear the ring bell, well, ring, they go absolutely crazy. The zombies immediately grab some popcorn, their beloved wrestling t-shirt, and walk, well crawl, towards the screen it is playing on. This may sound delightful, as you and your now zombie friends can indulge in the beauty of the fiasco, however, trouble begins when the show finishes. Zombies return to their normal state after, and because of the power of professional wrestling, you will find yourself to be drawn in rather than to think of the quick runaway technique you can use. This is mostly because NXT is just that good.
You can use professional wrestling as a trap for zombies, but it can easily become a trap for you. You have been warned.
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