Zombie101: A Film

Hello again, fellow zombie avoiders!

We are back with something special just for you.

You've read the blog posts and absorbed a lot of information on surviving the zombie apocalypse. However, you may be wondering why THESE specific points were chosen. You may be sceptical of our methods. 

Therefore, we have put together a demonstration of mythical true events for you to observe in real life what could happen if you were to disobey our recommendations. 

So, without any further stalling, we give you:

Zombie101: A Film

Congratulations!

You are now fully equipped with everything you need to know in order to survive a zombie apocalypse.



(Mixed emotions are understandable, y'know, given the whole invasion aspect)

But let us not reflect on what will be lost, but what you have L(EARNED)
First, you learned a bit about social perceptions of our undead enemies.
Then you discovered things YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO DO in order to survive.
Finally, we shared with you the important things YOU MUST AVOID DOING in order to live past the inevitable invasion.

So, wait, you think this wasn't enough?


We assure you that everything we covered in this comprehensive 14 step guide to success WILL get you through to the other side.
Thank you for following along with us. Keep revising! You never know when you will need a quick escape plan.